Five Star Recognized Travel Company

Straight from the mouth of Deek Reddindorker, C.E.O. of Timeless Travel.

We at Timeless Travel challenge you to find better service, prices or teeth at another travel agency.  If by chance you do find a better travel agency, we will immediately destroy it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Timeless Travel

123 Main Street, Suite 100

Hillsboro, OR 12345-6789

Phone (123) 456-7890

Fax (123) 456-7890

TIMELESS TRAVEL AGENCY

 

TIRED OF THE SAME old EVERYDAY RAT RACE?

Getaway from it all, and escape to the destination of your dreams. 

 Imagine yourself out of the office and on a luxurious vacation with the family or that special someone.

We offer more than the “typical” vacation

  • Tour the Great Wall of China
  • Sail the Seven Seas
  • Climb Mt. Everest
  • Explore a real life Columbian Cocaine Plantation
  • Revive yourself on an Antarctic retreat
  • Run wild through the amazing Amazon Rainforest
  • Take an adventure through downtown Tijuana after 2:00 A.M.

How to Easily pay for your spectacular trip

Timeless Travel offers 3 very simple payment methods for your journey.

1.      One time full payment

2.      254 hours of work in one of our fantastic Sri Lankan key chain manufacturing plants

3.      allow our certified ophthalmologists to remove a kidney of their choice to be sold on the black market

other exceptional offers to accompany your voyage

Swedish maid: A gorgeous Swedish maid will join you on your vacation at all times.  She will be at your command at any given moment. 

Beer Helmet: What could be better than a South American Tribal getaway?  A Beer Helmet to help you enjoy the trip.  Endless beer above you with no need of the use of your hands!

Boss Torture Tag Along:  Our highly trained ex-Navy Seals will kidnap your boss and send him on your vacation with you.  You receive a duffel bag of various torture tools and 7 rolls of duck tape.  (Offered only on our,  “Journey through Auschwitz” trip).

 

Timeless Travel Past

Timeless Travel has been serving guests from Lower Louisiana for over 3 ˝ years (that the I.R.S. knows of).  We guarantee your satisfaction or we will refund 23.76% of the base price of your trip within 2 years of your first payment.  That is our promise to you.